1. I BECAME A COUNSELOR SO I COULD TELL RAPE VICTIMS THEY ASKED FOR IT
2. EASY E. GOT A.I.D.S. FROM f. MERCURY
3. I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE
4. LAUGHING WHILE LENNARD PELTIER GETS RAPED IN PRISON
5. I CONVINCED YOU TO BEAT YOUR WIFE ON A DAILY BASIS
6. I SENT CONCENTRATION CAMP FOOTAGE TO AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS
7. RANCID SUCKS (AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO)
8. I PAIED J. HOWELL TO RAPE YOU
9. I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
10. EXTREME NOISE TERROR ARE AFRAID OF US
11. YOU ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT
12. I SENT A THANK YOU CARD TO THE GUY HWO RAPED YOU
13. I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE
14. BODY BY AUSCHWITZ
15. I INTENTIONALLY RAN OVER YOUR DOG
16. SWEATSHOPS ARE COOL
17. WOMEN: NATURE'S PUNCHING BAG
18. I SNUK A RETARD INTO A SPERM BANK
19. YOUR KID COMMITTED SUICIDE BECAUSE YOU SUCK
20. I ATE YOUR HORSE
21. HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
22. YOU ROBBED A SPERM BANK BECAUSE YOU'RE A CUM GUZZLING FAG
23. I MADE YOUR KID GET A.I.D.S. SO YOU COULD WATCH IT DIE
24. I FUCKED YOUR WIFE
25. INTO THE OVEN
26. I GAVE NAMBLA PICTURES OF YOUR KID
27. THE ONLY REASON MEN TALK TO YOU IS BECAUSE THEY WANT TO GET LAID, YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT
28. I MADE FUN OF YOU BECAUSE YOUR KID JUST DIED
29. DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUNNY
30. DICTATORS ARE COOL
31. DEAD BEAT DADS ARE COOL
32. I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THE UPCOMING DAVID BUSKIN CONCERT
33. BEING IGNORANT IS AWSOME
34. YOU'RE PREGNANT, SO KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH
35. CRIS BARENS IS A PUSSY
36. TIM IS GAY
37. BT/AC
38. I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTURANT
39. I GOT AN OFFICE JOB FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF SEXUALLY HARASSING WOMEN